Everlasting light.
So what I want to write about is Dutch people.
Well, no offence, I know personally a lot of Dutch people who are super cool. Like.. awesome!
Really, you can have lots of fun with them, talk long hours and do fun stuff.
But I got pissed off two days ago while being on The Black Keys concert.
You know, you pay 40eu to watch one of the most awesome rock bands nowadays.
We didn't make it to have standing places because they were sold out like in 5 minutes, so I purchased the most awesome ones in the first ring. Like nearest to the bottom, but unfortunately sitting ones.
But hey, I didn't plan to put my ass down, not even for a minute.
And then, the guys come on stage and begin with ''Gold on the ceiling''. Come on! How can you keep calm and sit? We jumped up along with some other people and started to clap and cheer and scream.
And then out of the blue security guy shows up telling us to take our seats because people way wayyyy in the corner cannot see the stage. I turned around and there were actually lots of assholes just sitting there and looking at us like we did something superwrong. So I looked the other way and saw a lot of people up, also standing and going crazy. I told the guy ''Look, if you manage to make all those people sit, I will sit as well''.
We put our asses down for a second but then guys came up with ''Next girl'' so.. we went mental again.
We asked people sitting directly behind us do they mind that we stand up, and they were like ''Helll no!''.
So I looked at the security guy and gave him my ''Fuck you'' face.
And then we continued to scream, jump and clap. It was motherfucking awesome!
Then you go to work, your whole body hurts because you did the headbanging like a sick weirdo, you tell people how awesome it was and they're like ''Who the fuck are The Black Keys''. But tell them ''Nicki Minaj'' and they will know, Fuuuuck.
People who were at the show. I bet the ones who didn't clap even after ''Lonely Boy'' will be the ones who will tell all their friends ''Oh, I went to see The Black Keys, oooh, they were good, but it wasn't as weel organised as I expected''. Fuck them, really fuck them.
Also, the worst guests in the hotel are Dutch people. Their expactations about 2 star hotel on the outkasts of city centre are as high as italian tourists in Amsterdam. Unbelievable.
And me, with my non-dutch accent.. Fuck it. All the time I am being asked ''Sorry? What did you say? I don't get it''. Give me a break. I can really good so stfu.
They talk to you, they are nice, and then behind you're back they kick you in the ass.
Waaaaa, stop that shit, because I know a lot of really nice Dutch people, so please, don't ruin my opinin about you all.
Anyway, in your face! The Black Keys were awesome, and if you don't know them: make an effort to get to know them. It's totally worth it.
And my best boyfriend in the world bought me The Black Keys mug <3 Thank youuuu!
Can't wait to exchange the sweater with you.
Anyway, me and Mr. Smirnoff are saying goodnight to you, we're waiting for CatMat.
Kids, go to sleep.
Sleep tight angelfaces!
xxx
Well, no offence, I know personally a lot of Dutch people who are super cool. Like.. awesome!
Really, you can have lots of fun with them, talk long hours and do fun stuff.
But I got pissed off two days ago while being on The Black Keys concert.
You know, you pay 40eu to watch one of the most awesome rock bands nowadays.
We didn't make it to have standing places because they were sold out like in 5 minutes, so I purchased the most awesome ones in the first ring. Like nearest to the bottom, but unfortunately sitting ones.
But hey, I didn't plan to put my ass down, not even for a minute.
And then, the guys come on stage and begin with ''Gold on the ceiling''. Come on! How can you keep calm and sit? We jumped up along with some other people and started to clap and cheer and scream.
And then out of the blue security guy shows up telling us to take our seats because people way wayyyy in the corner cannot see the stage. I turned around and there were actually lots of assholes just sitting there and looking at us like we did something superwrong. So I looked the other way and saw a lot of people up, also standing and going crazy. I told the guy ''Look, if you manage to make all those people sit, I will sit as well''.
We put our asses down for a second but then guys came up with ''Next girl'' so.. we went mental again.
We asked people sitting directly behind us do they mind that we stand up, and they were like ''Helll no!''.
So I looked at the security guy and gave him my ''Fuck you'' face.
And then we continued to scream, jump and clap. It was motherfucking awesome!
Then you go to work, your whole body hurts because you did the headbanging like a sick weirdo, you tell people how awesome it was and they're like ''Who the fuck are The Black Keys''. But tell them ''Nicki Minaj'' and they will know, Fuuuuck.
People who were at the show. I bet the ones who didn't clap even after ''Lonely Boy'' will be the ones who will tell all their friends ''Oh, I went to see The Black Keys, oooh, they were good, but it wasn't as weel organised as I expected''. Fuck them, really fuck them.
Also, the worst guests in the hotel are Dutch people. Their expactations about 2 star hotel on the outkasts of city centre are as high as italian tourists in Amsterdam. Unbelievable.
And me, with my non-dutch accent.. Fuck it. All the time I am being asked ''Sorry? What did you say? I don't get it''. Give me a break. I can really good so stfu.
They talk to you, they are nice, and then behind you're back they kick you in the ass.
Waaaaa, stop that shit, because I know a lot of really nice Dutch people, so please, don't ruin my opinin about you all.
Anyway, in your face! The Black Keys were awesome, and if you don't know them: make an effort to get to know them. It's totally worth it.
And my best boyfriend in the world bought me The Black Keys mug <3 Thank youuuu!
Can't wait to exchange the sweater with you.
Anyway, me and Mr. Smirnoff are saying goodnight to you, we're waiting for CatMat.
Kids, go to sleep.
Sleep tight angelfaces!
xxx
Comments
Post a Comment