Twisted.

                                                                  
I have to honestly say that my attitude at work has turned into ''ironic proffesionalism''. I do everything, the best that I can, so I know that if I'll hear any complains- not my fault. So that's the professional part.
The ironic part is- turn everything into an awkward joke (at least in my head only, if it's not suitable for the situation). So I do a lot of strange things, like: I grab an oven mitt (glove), do a funny voice (sorta Jess from ''New Girl'' and talk smart with the glove like goddamn Dr. Phil. I ask questions with it, like ''What is wrong? Do you want to talk about it?'' and I'm better.

Then one of my bosses comes, shows me something that wasn't done the way he would like it to be done and I do that ''OH MY GOD!'' with a face like I am expecting the whole world to collapse. I've heard ''Don't make fun of it'' but I just can't resist when it's about something totally not important!
Then some other boss comes and tells me ''But it's going really well today!'' (while the whole place is a mess, guests are mad, we are going crazy and I'm loosing my mind). So I only say ''...yeaaaaaah'' but obviously I can't manage to force an honest smile to appear on my face. And I'm asked ''Isn't it? Or are you making a fool out of me?'' Then he's confused. And I would love to honestly say ''I don't have to make a fool out of you, you are already one!'' with a ''you welcome'' face, but I know- that would be pushing it too far.
Anyway, I am wondering.. why didn't I started to deal with it that way earlier? It's so much better!
You have to know, I am never rude! I never complain, I grab that vacuum cleaner and make sure that the whole place is flawless. I can work really hard. But sometimes inside, I can get also pretty much pissed off.

But I try not to show it outside and keep it sweet.
But that gives me a lot of unpleasant stress in the end. Sooooo.. Just to keep my mental health in a good shape, I found irony the best protection. Even if somebody finds my irony weird..
I like being weird! (<--- click)
So I don't care.

Some people like me even if I'm a abit awkward at times.
Funny to say, but to be honest- some find it adorable!
Mostly, the guys.

Well, that's it for now I guess.
Didn't cook today (besides 450 buns and croissants at work), but I made myself a super fancy lunch before I left home. I even put it in my purple lunchbox (yes, I am an adult and I own a lunchbox), so when I took it out at work during my ''so-called-lunch-break" (because it's not really a break, it's 10 minutes which I rip off between my cleaning-activities after the brakfast for the guests is over), the guys were pretty impressed!
Yes Niels, that's an Easter chocolate egg which I will eat as the final part of my lunch. Yes, I stole it from my niece.

I would love to go on a diet full-time. But I only make it with breakfast, lunch and sometimes dinner. But then, the evening comes which means coffe, cookie and tonight.. Ben&Jerry's.
Damn calories! But come on, it's Friday- Top Gear on TV. And I told you- treat yourself good!

P.S. I'm not really sure should I stay in the world of old generation phones which were supposed to be able just to send messages and call, or maybe should I go with the flow and get myself a smartphone..!